The amount of in love that I am with Russell Brand should be criminal. I have been googling his face all morning. How does a human be so sexy? I don’t understand it.
RUSSELL: MY GREATEST WEAKNESS SINCE JOHNNY DEPP WENT SOFT
The way you feel about Russell is the way I feel about Noel fielding, so if the two of us ever met these two…
we would combine to form a giant sexy mecha that would be unstoppable.
I’d watch that porn. Wait, I’d MAKE that porn.
(Source: se-verance)
